Sunday, April 25, 2010

IEM Training Update- Vol. 13; Issue 11

At this point, there is no use in apologizing for taking so long to post another session or even a brief training update. I was busy finishing my certificate to teach ESL to adults. That did lessen some of my mental capacities, but let's face it, I was mostly just not motivated to write. Once I get going, I'm a house on fire and can write up an entire 15-page eating session in just a few days, but getting myself started is next to impossible.

Forcing myself to write record reviews in the updates was a bad move. Going forward, I will try to post the training updates regularly, but don't expect me to do those reviews anymore- at least not on a consistent basis. I seldom feel compelled to write about music at length, but I can usually come up with a paragraph about what I ate and what I shat, and can at least list what I've listened to recently. If you get a bonafide record review, consider yourself lucky.


But guess what? IEM #14 is finally ready and will post on Tuesday, April 27. I'm quadruple-checking for typos and formatting tonight. I'm sure something will still be a little "off," but hey, what do you want for nothing?

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Don't forget, you can donate to IEM to help pay for the eating sessions. If I get enough money, I'll surely feel compelled to write up the sessions in a more timely manner. Won't I?

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April 26 status:

WEIGHT: 183.8


CONSUMED ON 2/11:
  • 3 cups red grapes
  • 1/2 cheese pizza from Lakeshore Lanesplitter
DEFECATION (what my turd looked like): N/A

EXERCISE
: I've been working on finishing IEM #14 all day. That's kind of like exercise, right?


LISTENING
:

Bad Time by Grand Funk Railroad off of the All The Girls In The World Beware LP. This is an "AM Gold" pop classic. It's a song even non-stoner girls would love- very atypical for Grand Funk. I've been listening to this song ad nauseum for the last 4 days and find more cool elements within the song each time I hear it. If there was a better pop single ever made, I'm not sure what it is. If I can put out a record like this someday and eat lots of sandwiches, I can die happy.

3 comments:

Jez said...

What about "Go All the Way" by the Raspberries? That's a pretty damn good pop song, don't you think?

Inhuman Eating Machine said...

Raspberries have several songs that contend, including "Go All the Way," but I still think "Bad Time" is better. Ask me again in 2 weeks, though. I'll probably have changed my mind by then.

Kurt said...

i always thought that the lyrics to that song were "please...gooo away". kind of changes the meaning to find out i was wrong. now scuse me while i kiss this guy.